Life's too short to blind people with rock salt.

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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tarrpit:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

macaroni-rascal:

People always forget that Wolverine is Canadian. 

The whole theatre started cheering when this scene came on

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cunicular:

imran-suleiman:

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.

get the fuck off the floor tho m8 what are you doing

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nostalgiabyveidt:

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

image

more like smack myself in the eye and cry for a few hours

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myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

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beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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misswho221b:

this should’ve been the movie poster

misswho221b:

this should’ve been the movie poster

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ms-captain-kangaroo:

wingsofnight:

densiandneric:

thedeathecchi:

merryiero:

imagine imagine dragons imagining dragons

The fact that this is grammatically correct kills me

Imagine dragons imagining imagine dragons

imagine dragons imagining imagine dragons imagining dragons.

I

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allabout-theirony:

Nimoy laughing on set while simultaneously annoying Kelley is one of the best things I’ve seen.

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